Kenji Miyazawa -The Restaurant of Many Orders 2

　They hung their hats and overcoats on the nail nails, took off their shoes, and paced to the door.
　On the back of the door, they found
"Tie pins, cuff links, glasses, purses, and other hardware.
　Tie pins, cuff links, glasses, glasses, wallets, and any other metal objects, especially those with sharp edges, should be left here.
It said, "Tie pins, cuff links, eyeglasses, glasses, wallets, and any other hardware, especially sharp ones, should be placed here. Right next to the door, there was a magnificent black-painted safe with a wide open mouth. There was even a key with a lock.
Oh, it looks like they use electricity for some kind of cooking. You must have used electricity to cook something. I guess they say that anything with a sharp point is dangerous.
"I guess so. Now that I think about it, do we pay the bill here on the way home?
Apparently so.
That's right. Definitely.
　They took off their glasses and cufflinks, put them all in the safe, and locked it tightly.
　A little further on, there was another door and a glass crow vase in front of it. There was a glass jar in front of it, and on the door was a sign that read.
Please apply the cream in the jar completely to your face, hands and feet.
　I saw that the cream in the jar was indeed cream of milk.
"What do you mean, 'smear the cream'?
It must be very cold outside. It's to prevent cracks from forming if the inside of the room gets too warm. Apparently, there were some very important people in the back. I'm sure there are some very important people in the back.
　They smeared the cream from the jar on their faces and hands, then took off their socks and smeared it on their feet. There was still some left, so they both ate it, pretending to scrape it on their faces.
　Then I hurriedly opened the door and saw on the back of it
On the back of the door, it said, "Have you applied the cream well? Have you applied it well to your ears?
On the back of the door, there was a small jar of cream.
There was also a small jar of cream here. "Well, I didn't apply it to my ears. I almost cut my ears. The owner of this place is really well prepared.
Oh, he really pays attention to details. By the way, I'd like to have something to eat as soon as possible, but I can't help it if it's always in the hallway like this.
　The next door was right in front of it.
The food will be ready soon.
　Hurry up and sprinkle the perfume in the bottle on your head.
　And there was a shiny gold bottle of perfume in front of the door.
　They sprinkled the perfume on their heads.
　But the perfume smelled like vinegar.
This perfume smells like vinegar. What's wrong with it?
"I made a mistake. The servant must have caught a cold or something and made a mistake.
　They opened the door and went inside.
　On the back of the door was written in large letters.
I'm sorry to hear about your troubles. I'm sorry for your loss.
　This is all I have to say. Please rub a lot of salt from the jar into your body.
　Please rub a lot of salt from the jar into your body.
　I see, there was a splendid blue brick salt pot, but this time, both of them stared at each other, their faces covered with lots of cream.
"You're so funny," he said.
I think it's funny, too." "When you order a lot of food, you're ordering it from us.
So, in my opinion, a Western restaurant is not a place where people eat Western food, but a house where people eat Western food. He was so shaken that he could not speak any more.
"Well, I mean, we're …… wow. I'm not sure what to say.
"Fugue ……. The gentleman tried to push the door behind him, but it didn't move for another minute.
　There was still a door at the back, with two large keyholes and a silver hawk and knife cut out of it.
No, thank you for all your hard work.
　No, thank you very much.
　It said, "Thank you for your trouble.
It was written on it. In addition, there were two blue eyeballs peeking out of the keyhole.
"Wow. "Oh, no!
"Oh, wow.
　They began to cry, and then there was a whispering in the doorway.
"No, no, no. I've already noticed. Don't rub salt in it.
"Of course not. Of course not. The way he writes is not right. He wrote something stupid like, "I'm sorry you had to go through so many orders.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They won't even share their bones with us anyway.
That's true. But if they don't come back here, it's our responsibility.
Shall I call them? Come on, customers, hurry up. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on. I've already washed the dishes and salted the greens. All that's left is for you and the greens to be well-matched and put on a white plate. Please hurry up.
"Yes, please, please, please. Or do you not want to eat salads? If you don't like salads, I can start a fire and fry them for you. Anyway, please come quickly.
　They were so distressed that their faces became like scraps of paper, and they looked at each other, shaking and crying silently.
　They looked at each other, shaking and crying inaudibly. Inside they giggled and cried again.
They looked at each other and shook and cried aloud. If you cry so much, the cream will flow. Hey, I'm here. I'll be back in a minute. Come on, come on, come on.
"Come quickly. The master is already waiting for the guests with a napkin, a knife, and a lick of his tongue.
They cried and cried and cried. Then suddenly from behind them came a voice saying, "Woof, woof, woof," and two dogs like polar bears jumped through the door and into the room. The eyeballs in the keyholes quickly disappeared, and the dogs groaned and circled around the room for a while before calling out again
"Woof! The door swung open and the dogs jumped to the next door. The door swung open and the dogs flew away as if they had been sucked in.
　The door swung open and the dogs flew away as if they had been sucked in.
In the darkness opposite the door, there was a voice saying, "Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea. The room was filled with smoke.
　The room disappeared in a puff of smoke, and they stood in the grass, shivering in the cold.
　They stood in the grass, shivering in the cold, their jackets, shoes, purses, and tie pins hanging from the branches of the tree and fluttering at the base of the tree. The wind was blowing, rustling the grass, rustling the leaves, and rattling the trees.
　The dog came back with a grunt.
　And from behind him
The two of them were suddenly taken aback.
　The two suddenly became very energetic.
They shouted, "Come on, come on, we're here! They shouted, "Come on!
　Professional hunters wearing Mino hats came rushing through the grass.
　The two men felt relieved.
　They ate the dumplings that the hunter had brought, and on the way, they bought a wildfowl for only 10 yen and returned to Tokyo.
　However, even after returning to Tokyo, their faces, which had become like paper scraps from a single summer solstice, did not return to their original state, even after taking a bath.