Kenji Miyazawa -The Restaurant of Many Orders 1

　Two young gentlemen, looking exactly like British soldiers, carrying shiny guns and two dogs that looked like polar bears, were walking through the thick foliage deep in the mountains, saying things like this.
These mountains are really strange, aren't they? There's not a single bird or beast to be seen. I don't care what it is, I can't wait to see it with a tantrum.
I'm sure it would be very painful to give a couple of shots to the yellowish side of a deer. I'm sure they would spin around and then fall down in a heap.
　It was a long way into the mountains. It was deep in the mountains, so deep that even the expert gunsmith who had guided us got a little confused and wanted to go away.
　In addition, the mountain was so terrible that two dogs that looked like white bears got into trouble at the same time, howled for a while, and then froze dead.
I've lost 2,400 yen," said a gentleman, looking at the dog with his eyelids slightly turned up.
I've lost two thousand eight hundred yen. The first gentleman looked at the dog and said, "I lost 2,800 yen.
　The first gentleman turned a little pale and looked at the other gentleman.
I think I'll go back.
"Well, I think I'll go back now that it's not so cold and I'm hungry.
"All right, let's get this over with. Why don't we go back to the inn where we stayed yesterday and buy some wild birds for a few yen?
"There were rabbits, too. In that case, we'll end up the same. Then let's go home.
　But the trouble was, I couldn't figure out which way to go back.
　The wind was howling, the grass was rustling, the leaves were rustling, and the trees were rattling.
I'm so hungry. I've had a pain in my side since last night.
I feel the same way. I don't want to walk much anymore.
I don't want to walk. Oh, I'm in trouble. I want to eat something.
I'd like to eat something.
　The two gentlemen said these things in the buzzing halls.
　At that time, they looked ahead and saw a magnificent Western-style house.
　And on the front door was a
RESTAURANT
Western Restaurant
WILDCAT HOUSE
Wildcat House
and a sign that said, "Wildcat House.
You're right. This place is quite open. Why don't we go in?
Oh, I'm surprised to see you here. But anyway, can we get something to eat?
Of course we can. It says so on the sign.
I don't want it. I'm about to collapse from craving something to eat.
　The two of them stood at the entrance. The front door was made of white bricks and was really magnificent.
　There was a glass sliding door with gold lettering on it.
There was an open glass door with gold lettering that read, "Everyone is welcome to enter. Everyone is welcome to enter, no reservation necessary.
　The two men then said with great joy.
How about this one? The world is really well organized after all. We're a restaurant, but we'll treat you to a feast.
It seems to be so. That's what I meant when I said we would never hesitate to serve you.
　They pushed the door open and went inside. They pushed the door open and went inside, where they found themselves in a hallway. On the back of the glass door, in gold letters, was a sign that read.
We welcome the very fertile and the very young.
　They were overjoyed to hear that they were welcome.
"You know we're all about the welcome.
"We are both.
　We walked down the corridor and came to a light blue painted door.
It's a strange house. Why are there so many doors?
This is the Russian way. "It's the Russian way, all the cold places and mountains have them.
　When they went to open the door, they saw a sign on the top in yellow letters.
We are a restaurant with a lot of orders, so please be aware of that.
It's quite a business. In the middle of the mountains like this.
"That's right. Look, there are not many big restaurants in Tokyo on the main street.
　The two men opened the door. They opened the door.
"I know this is a lot to order, but please bear with me.
One of the gentlemen frowned, "What the hell does that mean? One of the gentlemen frowned.
One of the gentlemen frowned, "Well, it means that you've ordered so much that it's going to take a while to get everything ready.
I'm sure it is. I can't wait to get into a room somewhere.
I can't wait to get into a room somewhere and sit at a table.
　But to make matters worse, there was another door. There was a mirror on the side of the door, and underneath it was a long-handled brush.
　On the door, in red letters, were the words
"Ladies and gentlemen, please come here and do your hair properly.
　Please come here and do your hair properly and then remove the mud from your kimono.
It was written in red letters.
This was very plausible. When I was at the Satsuki entrance, I thought I was in the mountains and underestimated it.
It's a family with strict manners. We live in a very strict house, and very important people often come here.
　So they brushed their hair and cleaned the mud off their shoes.
　Then, what do you think? As soon as they put the brush on the board, it disappeared in a blur, and the wind blew into the room.
　Both of them were frightened and leaned against each other, slamming the door open and going into the next room. Both of them thought that if they didn't eat something warm soon to cheer themselves up, they would be in a lot of trouble.
　On the inside of the door, there was another strange thing written.
"Please put your guns and bullets here.
　I looked and saw a black stand right next to it.
"I see, there is no law against eating with a gun.
No, there must be someone very important here all the time.
　They took off their guns, untied their sashes, and placed them on a stand.
　There was another black door.
Please take my hat, cloak and shoes.
"Will you take them?
It's no use, I'll take them. I'm sure he's a very good man. He's the one in the back.